Sweet potatoes, are sweet until you get a fifth of tequila in them. After that they're just orange potatoes, and rude. I'm sorry your years as a spud left a lot to be desired but that doesn't give you a right to take it out on me, your friends, our boss, the pinball machine or the chandelier.
Go back to Idaho and slay your metaphorical dragons there. Cleveland shouldn't have to pay for the mistakes of Boise. Please do the world, especially mine, a favor and lay off the mescal and tequila from this day forwards. You may find it hard to believe, but you are a better conversationalist when you're sober.
I wish you all the best.
Your Friend,
Moea
Go back to Idaho and slay your metaphorical dragons there. Cleveland shouldn't have to pay for the mistakes of Boise. Please do the world, especially mine, a favor and lay off the mescal and tequila from this day forwards. You may find it hard to believe, but you are a better conversationalist when you're sober.
I wish you all the best.
Your Friend,
Moea
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